When he burps and farts recklessly in front of you, but remembers that you can't touch iced milk tea during your menstrual period, these rough and sweet details are often more convincing than ten thousand love words. Some straight men may never learn to say "I love you" in their lifetime, but their body language has already written their future plans clearly.

1. Proactively handing over financial power
1. The salary card suddenly becomes transparent
One day, I found out that his mobile banking notification text message was suddenly visible to you, and the password was changed to your birthday. Even though your birthday is not counted, you know the final bonus payment for years in advance. This proactive financial attitude of running naked is like a wild animal showing its softest belly to you.
2. Consumer Concept Adjusted for You
Once a must-have group for new sneaker releases, now they will carefully compare which supermarket's pork ribs are more cost-effective. Not suddenly becoming stingy, but starting to consider savings plans from the perspective of 'us', even asking you' is this money worth spending 'before making in-game purchases.
3. Your name will be on your future account.
During a chat, you may accidentally mention "write two names when buying a house in the future", or quietly inquire about what to do with a joint financial management account. This operation is equivalent to listing you as a long-term asset on the life balance sheet.
2. Comprehensive integration of social circles
1. Brother dinner parties take you through
From occasionally attending parties to becoming the "sister-in-law" in his brother's mouth, even his childhood wife has saved your WeChat. Men, as creatures with a strong sense of territory, are willing to let you infiltrate into their core social circle, which is basically like putting a steel stamp on their social circle.
2. Family group chat turns from diving to bubbling
The people who used to hide in the bathroom to answer video calls will now take the initiative to share your photos in the family group chat. What is more obvious is that his mother suddenly began to ask you what kind of dumplings you like to eat. This kind of "internal determination" signal is comparable to that of the empress dowager with a jade seal.
3. Automatic Resetting of Ex Memory
One day, you found that the content related to his ex in his social media account disappeared cleaner than formatted. It's not a feeling of guilt, but rather a feeling that "these historical files don't need to affect the operation of the existing system".
3. Automatic Upgrade of Life Programs
1. The biological clock reinstalls the system for you
Night owls start to accompany you to wake up early and have breakfast, and the game time automatically adjusts to the late night mode after you go to bed. The most touching thing is not changing your schedule for you, but that he takes this inhumane adjustment for granted.
2. Self taught First Aid Skills
Suddenly, "Dysmenorrhea Relief Methods" and "Allergic Rhinitis Care" appeared in the mobile browser record, and the medicine box inexplicably contained Warm Baby and Loratadine. The survival instinct of a straight man is not scary, what's scary is that he has turned all his survival skills into professional nursing.
3. Reserved teammate space in life dungeon
When talking about his plans in five years, the subject of every sentence he says is "us". From childhood to spring You already have administrator privileges in his life game, from choosing a holiday travel route to choosing a school district house for your child. A truly reliable long-term relationship never requires detective style investigation, the instincts hidden in the folds of life are more convincing than any promise. When you realize that you have a "default check" treatment in the other person's future, perhaps you should seriously consider making this fool a regular employee.
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