Emotional Truth: 6 Stages of Total Fall for Men, Where Have You Arrived?

Emotions are like cooking hot pot. If the heat is not enough, the meat won't cook well. If the heat is too high, the meat will age. I want to know when the straight man who calls you 'drink more hot water' every day really can't live without you? Don't worry, these 6 stages are like completing a game. Let's see which level your family is stuck in.

1. From Passerby A to Special Attention

1. Eye tracking mode enabled

When his gaze starts to stay on you for an additional 3 seconds, it's not because your clothes are stained with rice grains, but because the brain has automatically activated facial recognition function. At this point, he may not have noticed it himself, but his body is very honest.

2. Memory chip automatic upgrade

Suddenly remember that you said you hated coriander, or accidentally mentioned your favorite milk tea flavor. When this' superpower 'appears, it means that his brain has already opened a VIP storage channel for you.

2. Open 24/7 online mode

1. Chat history becomes a TV series

From "Have you eaten?" to sharing stray cats encountered on the roadside, the dialogue box gradually becomes a 24-hour uninterrupted live broadcast. The most obvious sign is that at 2 o'clock in the morning, there is still discussion about whether there are aliens in the universe.

2. Schedule reporting becomes a conditioned reflex.

Before a meeting, a message is sent, and when they get home, they will take a photo of the door number. This sudden "talkative" behavior is actually a subconscious fear that you will disappear from their life.

3. Body is Honest than Mouth Series

1. Safety Distance Automatically Resets to Zero

Walking side by side will naturally bring you very close, subconsciously protecting your shoulders when crossing the road. These body language are more persuasive than ten thousand words of love, and are signals sent out by primitive instincts.

2. Micro expression management failure

The curve of his mouth twitching when you tell a cold joke, and the degree of his pupils dilated when you suddenly appear, these uncontrollable micro reactions are the most authentic lie detectors of emotions.

4. Starting to have a "strange" possessiveness

1. Suddenly feeling different Sexual Radar Sensitivity

I heard that someone is giving you milk tea, pretending not to care on the surface, but in reality, I have already mentally completed 80 episodes of a romantic drama. This sour feeling is even inexplicable to him.

2. Proactively clearing emotional memory

ex girlfriend photo suddenly disappears, female friend chat becomes official. This is not a conscientious discovery, but a subconscious effort to free up storage space for important figures.

5. Unlock the "Double Standard" new skill

1. Tolerance exceeds the upper limit

Others will be ashamed if they are late, and if you are half an hour late, they will worry if you are lost. This kind of differential treatment makes even his own mother jealous.

2. Redefining Aesthetic Standards

used to claim to only love black, long, and straight, but now I think even the meatballs you haven't washed for three days are cute. It's not that your perspective has changed, it's because you come with a level 10 beauty filter.

6. Automatic Update of Future Plans

1. The browsing history of the home buying software reveals the truth [SEP]. Start researching school district housing, or suddenly ask you, "Which do you think is suitable for retirement in Sanya or Qingdao. These seemingly casual chats are all the brain secretly making long-term plans.

2. Unlock all fragile faces

Dare to cry in front of you like a child who has been robbed of a toy, or hum and hug when you have a fever. This kind of 'degradation' behavior is actually a manifestation of the top of the line feeling of security.

Emotional warming is like cooking soup, after boiling over high heat, it still needs to be simmered slowly over low heat. If he has already reached the fifth level, congratulations on receiving a "humanoid pendant". If you're still stuck in the first few levels, don't worry, give straight men some loading time - after all, their emotional system sometimes does need to be manually upgraded.