Don't be a straight man! Women make these three jokes, actually because they like you

When girls start teasing you to test your reaction, don't rush to use straight male thinking to block it with just one click. Behind those seemingly casual jokes, there may be a subtle thought that even she herself is unaware of. Just like the hand warmers suddenly handed over in winter, they may seem to dislike your cold hands on the surface, but in reality, they have already set the temperature to the most comfortable level.

1. Intentionally teasing your shortcomings

1. Reverse exaggeration

Translating "you look like a programmer in this checkered shirt" into female language is actually to remember that you mentioned the professional pride of programmers. This kind of joke, which seems to be roast, is essentially a clumsy attempt at empathy - she is using your language system to attract attention.

2. Safety Distance Test

When she says "You're so otaku, you definitely don't have a girlfriend," but her eyes are fixed on your reaction, it's like hiding the truth in a joke safe. If you rush to refute and miss the opportunity, just laugh at yourself and ask back questions along the conversation, and the gears of the conversation will turn.

2. Pretend to introduce you to someone

1. Jealousy detector

The phrase "My best friend thinks you're pretty handsome" can be called an emotion detector invented by contemporary girls. The focus is not on the best friend at all, but on the way she looks at the curve of your mouth after speaking, as if waiting for some specific chemical reaction.

2. Relationship locator

When she suddenly asks "What type of person do you like?", don't rush to report your measurements. This seemingly gossipy question is actually a test of her own traits' compatibility, and when answering it, she mentioned that features similar to hers would yield unexpected results.

3. Suddenly make a color joke

1. Trust test

from positive After chatting, suddenly speeding to 'How many abs do you have?' indicates that your social safety distance has exceeded the critical point. This kind of topic jumping is not about really wanting to know the answer, but about testing how bold a ball you can catch.

2. Dear When a girl starts using "we're so familiar" as a joke prefix, it's like applying a soft light filter to the relationship. The key is not how funny the content is, it's her initiative to create something private The behavior of the secret context itself is like a cat suddenly flipping its belly in front of you.

Next time you encounter this kind of "aggressive coquettishness", consider the conversation as an encrypted telegram. Respond in the same relaxed tone, but leave room for her to continue signaling. After all, winter is the best time to play this guessing game, as the frozen red ears can perfectly conceal the rapid heartbeat.